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([personal profile] lizardbeth Dec. 19th, 2009 07:25 pm)
dear Santa



Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I punched [livejournal.com profile] sarahspank in the arm (-10 points). In July I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] boom_queen (10 points). Last Thursday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March [livejournal.com profile] fire_sister and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-50 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
lizardbeth-j

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I'm sorry, Duluth. I was just practicing! :)
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From: [identity profile] lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com


I guess we went to rob a bank for old times sake. It's tough work being dictators, and sometimes you just need to take a little vacation! :)
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