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[lizardbeth]

dear Santa

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In May I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I punched sarahspank in the arm (-10 points). In July I bought porn for boom_queen (10 points). Last Thursday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March fire_sister and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-50 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, lizardbeth-j

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I'm sorry, Duluth. I was just practicing! :)