Lizardbeth's Tale

Sort of. But first!

Porn Battle XII is off and running (and hey, so is LJ! Coincidence? I think not)

LJ VERSION / DREAMWIDTH VERSION (different content to read)

Or grab yourself a prompt and write something. It doesn't even have to be porny. and if you run long (*cough* like me *cough*) DW has longer comment limits.

I did one and am pondering others. But instead today I officially cleared the 50,000 word bar for the threesome epic of epicness (that's Kara/Sam/Lee, if you don't know what I'm talking about). I DID NOT INTEND TO REWRITE ALL OF CANON. AGAIN.

( shall cut for fic meandering )

I should write something for porn battle. Or at least on something!

OH LOOK, because I didn't have enough distraction before!

Now collecting prompts for the Multifandom Porn Battle


I've already left some crack. ahem. But MOAR IS BETTER.

Also, if you have a particular pair you want to write, but you don't like to prompt yourself (I don't either), let me know and I can throw some your way!

Open 'til Friday (check for the time it closes where you are - it's very early Friday morning western US).

Porn Battle is open!

List of prompts

Dreamwidth entries post OR livejournal entries post.

Note 1: READ THE RULES for how to title your commentfic properly.
Note 2: Dreamwidth has twice the length allowed in comments so if you run long (*cough*me*cough*) you can use your livejournal i.d. over there in the OpenID system, if you don't have an acct there.
Note 3: There is no Dean/Lisa *SADFACE* (likely because I wasn't the only one who thought "but someone else surely will." oops) BUT someone besides me prompted Justin/Kate, so yay. But I am mostly uninspired so far. That usually changes, though.

so read, write, make porn for a week! :)

It was my (wedding) anniversary this past weekend, so we dumped the kiddo at the grandparents and had much fun on our own... It's been a number of years, and while it seems like forever in some ways, seems like no time at all in others, which must be good.

I did drop in a Multifandom Porn Battle Fic when I had a moment: (one I wrote for bsg_pornbattle though I failed on the deadline, and then it turned out I actually didn't. But. Anyway. So there it is.)

What We Want
Kara/Sam/Lee. ADULT.
(Prompts include: bottom!Sam, tied up, and tight. That's your "summary" right there.)

This isn't, I should mention, related to the other K/L/S threesome thingy or its rapidly expanding mental chronology. It's just porn. :)

Fandom: Criminal Minds
Pairing: Aaron (Hotch)/Haley
Rating: R
SPOILERS: Through current episodes

Summary: They began as high school sweethearts.

Note: Written for Porn Battle IX, "Hotch/Haley, epistolary", and this is the mostly unporny result.

( Paging through the past is a compulsion he can't resist )

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First, a bit tardy HAPPY BIRTHDAY to raincitygirl!
Have a Virtual Helo... it's on me!

bsg_pornbattle, round three, is done. I committed the following, first two are short comment!fics, the others longer. All are ADULT.

1. Kara/Sam, part of my Nellis-'verse (the Earth AU where they're married pilots at Nellis AFB heavy on the playtime ):
Officer and Gentleman,

2. Athena/Helo, Sauna (happy Demetrius porn!)

3. Kara/Sam, Sam/Narcho, Come to Light . New Caprica. Voyeurism.
this is followed by....

4. Kara/Sam, Dionysus . Kara made a promise at the end of Come to Light - she keeps it.

5. Sam/Leoben. Part of the "Before It's Too Late" 'verse. During the Occupation Sam gets a hated visitor he wishes he doesn't remember.
Buried Beneath All the Lies

I also have a rather long Sam/Caprica meant for Porn Battle, but it's not finished yet and I really have a lot of other stuff I NEED to be writing right now.

Counting that one I have about 11,000 new words since PornBattle started. Which is hella lot for me!

Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Kara/Sam, Sam/Narcho
Words: 1800
Summary: Overheard one night.
Written for bsg_pornbattle and of course, way over the comment limit. I fail at comment!fic so hard, most of the time. *sigh* (and this is just the prequel to the rest of it... )


( Come to Light )

The sequel fic, Dionysus, is here. Kara/Sam. Adult sexytimes.

You guys! I dart online thinking, "Oh I'll read a few of the BSG Porn battle ficlets for a few minutes before we head out to a b-day party".

THEN I WAS SWEPT AWAY IN A TSUNAMI OF PORN.... :P

Much love for all of you productive crazy people fangirls! I will, uh, try to catch up this evening...

Now that the Porn Battle's over here, I figure I should probably make a note...

I did two entries, both BSG, both Anders, both explicit (I'm sure you're surprised).

Nothing is Real Til It's Gone, Sam/Leoben

and, sneaking in barely under the wire since I couldn't STAND the thought of no Kara/Sam in the PB:

Laundry Services, Kara/Sam , the "sequel" to Dishwasher Repair.

Sadly, neither will work for kink_bingo.

One last entry for the bsg_pornbattle, just under the wire:

Down to Earth , Anders/Sharon.
Not quite what I wanted it to be, but I don't have time to do anything else. So. There you go.

I have about six false starts for a Sam/Lee ficlet, but it keeps getting complicated and not-porny, so I give up. I've also done a bit of a prequel for the Sam/Kara Modern Earth AU I did for the pornbattle. Because I'm a crazy person with way more ideas than time. *head desk repeatedly*