PICSPAM: Like a green singing shark

[lizardbeth]

Doctor Who: Curse of the Black Spot

Ok. THIS EPISODE? is crack and it makes me think crack-y thoughts.

So here, have a picspammilicious recap.







The Trio arrives on the pirate ship and the pirates aren't very welcoming.



Amy decides to go all Elizabeth Swann on their asses.



They discover there's a curse and the Doctor has many ridiculous theories.



Amy and Rory decide they're safe enough despite the ravenous Siren out to kill him, and sleep.



Blah blah kid is taken/killed TARDIS makes like a tree and leaves blahblah.

RORY IS SWEPT OVERBOARD! OH NOES!





And then because, I suppose, they've all seen Romeo and Juliet too many times and they have this impulse to kill themselves after seeing other people dead-ish, they decide to let the Siren take them, too.

It's apparently a really good drug....



So the Siren touches them and, lo and behold, the Doctor's correct - they wake up on an alien spaceship!




They find an alien. It looks it's wearing a high school letterman's jacket. With actual letters on it!



They reach the infirmary.

The Doctor steals an iPod Classic:





What possible reason could you need EVIL!HOLODOC SPAWN OF HELL? I mean, really. Those alien pteranodon beaver people must have been THE WORST PATIENTS EVER.



So all the UNDEAD PIRATES sail the uncharted seas of space forever.

Or until the Daleks eat them for lunch, whichever comes first.



Amy and Rory go have thank-god-you're-alive-and-you-look-hot-with-a-sword sex, while the Doctor ponders Amy being a little bit pregnant.



the end.

(Is this something Who fandom would appreciate? IDEK. I'll put in on my tumblr for kicks at least. Tumblr post )

Comments

I LOVE THIS.

[rose-cat.livejournal.com]

DHIS :D Nice catch! And OMG, gopher alien.

I can't decide what this season's "crack" ("Bad Wolf") is: dead Doctor? Amy's Time Baby? Rory's deaths approaching Jack Harkness levels?

Re: I LOVE THIS.

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

I was taking the cap for the ailen skull and I was like, wait a second, there's letters on that! c'mon production, at least slap a sticker over it. :) (and watch, that'lll be some weird ass deliberate clue like Bad wolf... heh)

the answer is ALL OF IT. ALL OF IT IS CRACK.

thx!

Re: I LOVE THIS.

[gypsylady.livejournal.com]

And it would explain the Silence's tiem!baby without Amy/Silence or even Amy/Doctor sexitiems. But it would be too sensible a conclusion for this show.

I can't believe I just said that.

The Doctor could use a nurse, though. Wait...*plot bunnies wake up*