aagghgh!

[lizardbeth]

Trying to write Leoben is AGAIN kicking my ass. You'd think I would've learned the first time, but NO!

*kicks fic*

Off to buy something sugary and caffeinated.

And to get my phone fixed. Again. My cell died, again. Piece of junk.

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[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*is cute*

Oh, man. You need to do that, so you can help me fanwank it so that Lt. Anders survives the mini and spends all of season one chasing Starbuck, not that she notices, and then when she's lost on Caprica (with him), she kisses him and fantasizes about sex with Baltar, or--

(Hecatesknickers is a bad influence, obvsly)

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

HOW CAN SHE NOT NOTICE STUDLY LIEUTENANT ANDERS?!?!?!?!

I don't think she'll be a crack viper pilot anymore if she's BLIND...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Obviously, she's trying hard to ignore him. Because he's kind of creepy and stalkery, and he's always half-naked when she's noticing him (not that she is, y'know, noticing him). Except when they're in the head, taking showers together, and she can hear him, and--

Ok, maybe by Act of Contrition there would already be porn.

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

Starbuck would jump him. Or beat the crap out of him until he got better manners, depending on whether he's being creepy or just earnest.

But I approve of the porn. *nods*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Once he noticed he was creeping her out, he would get better manners. He still wouldn't be able to resist trying his hardest to land her--maybe some snarking over a triad game, and mocking her for losing to Baltar (always a good opening)....

Possibly, he'd bet her something about their piloting skills. There would be sex against a viper, at some point, and Kara noting that he's pretty damn flexible....

[hecatesknickers.livejournal.com]

HEE

I do enjoy being a bad influence, especially when it gets me possible porn things like this.

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

and he's strong and he has big hands. And big feet. And big...*ahem*

Is he gonna have mad piloting skillz too? Because he should. Or maybe instead of betting on piloting they should bet on pyramid? Miss Washout vs Mister High School star?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Good piloting skillz, yes. HAND EYE COORDINATION. And, y'know, big hands.

Sam can totally make her help him set up a regulation pyramid court in the starboard hangar bay (they will both be devastated when they return from Caprica and find out the Cylons trashed it during their invasion) next to the wee gift shop.

And they will have lots of foreplay on their shiny pyramid court.

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

*thumbs up* Pyramid foreplay is, in fact, the only way to go.

So is he a pilot-refugee off another ship at the time of the attacks (sort of like Lee) or was he on the Galactica with Kara? Hey, maybe he could take Lee's place? (or is that too wanky of me? *g*) Sam does get along with Roslin as well. He's old enough he could be a captain.

But I guess if he outranks her that changes the dynamic too much. hrmf.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Taking Lee's place... That could be... interesting. Hrm. The problem, of course, is that does make him in charge of Kara. Not that she'd care about the regs (probably). otoh, Sam says he hates paperwork.

And making Sam Roslin's adviser skirts too close to some of the Kara/Sam Carter stuff I've written. *g*

Although it would work. It would so work. And he could smuggle Billy over to see Dee a lot--

Dad, btw, objects to both his sons being dead, though Tigh's all for it.

*considers*

I gave up on my angst, because I can't remember how I was going to end it. Instead, I'm writing crackfic.

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

This is true. Poor Dad. (although he would probably like Sam better.)

Sam would indeed be indifferent to paperwork but he'd do it, because he's responsible. He'd almost have to be a captain though, considering Sam's age. Or else he's a troublemaker and didn't get promoted (but in peacetime, they just cashier your ass, so, hm, captain).

And then? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? Eventually Sam could be in charge of Pegasus! *faints*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? Eventually Sam could be in charge of Pegasus! *faints* *laughs*

My roommate is having a hard time picturing this.

I, otoh, am pondering the captain flirting outrageously with his lieutenant.

"Not a big enough dipstick for the job" suddenly takes on a whole new meaning. ;)

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

hahahaha!

Commander Anders. *snerk* That sounds really dumb, so maybe not.

Maybe he can just make sure Fisk or what's his face after Fisk, isn't a total failure, and stay Major Anders and Peggy XO. That sounds better. Then he'd have more time sexin his CAG.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Major Anders is very fond of getting up close and personal with his CAG. Especially if there's a wall or rack involved.

Hrm. I don't remember his name. Maybe we should put Kendra in charge of Pegasus. She's a bit of a tight-ass when it comes to rules, but, y'know, a happy XO is a competent XO.