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The thermometer on my car reached 106 today driving to visit my sister-in-law. 106. That's like uh FRAKKING HOT in centigrade.
My house has finally cooled off to something not quite registering as HELLISH.
Can't think. Can't write. I'm ... wilting.
1. Kara Thrace
2. Helo
3. Sam Anders
4. Sam Carter
5. Baal
6. Will Turner
7. Dean Winchester
8. Martouf
9. Delenn
10. Bruce Wayne (Batman Begins)
11. Markus
12. Vala
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Will/Markus) fic? Do you want to?
no. but I might have to write one because it'd be awesome.
2. Do you think Four (Sam) is hot?How Hot?
I still think Sam Carter is hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve (Vala) got Eight (Martouf) pregnant?
That goes the way of really scary Mpreg fic which I have never ever seen the appeal of...
4. Can you rec any fics about Nine(Delenn)?
not anymore - been out of B5 fandom a long time. I vaguely remember a good Sinclair/Delenn fic, but hell if I could find it again.
5. Would Two (Helo) and Six (Will) make a good couple?
besides them both being hung up on other people, with my slash goggles on, I could see it. They have a lot in common - they believe in doing the right thing and they're willing to risk their lives to protect the people they love.
6. Five/Nine (Baal/Delenn) or Five/Ten (Baal/Bruce)?
For sheer hotness, I think I'd have to go with Baal/Bruce.
7. What would happen if Seven (Dean) walked in on Two (Helo) and Twelve (Vala) having sex?
*snicker* He'd throw up a hand to shield his eyes and exclaim something like "Whoa, sorry, I heard a noise and --" and he'd totally be peeking through his fingers...
8.Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Anders/Bruce Wayne) fic.
When Sam Anders, point guard for the Gotham City Buccanneers, is kidnapped by the Joker, Bruce knows it's a job for Batman. What he doesn't know is that rescuing Sam is just the beginning of the mystery - why does Sam stir him out of his hard-won control? And why does Sam keep having strange dreams about an opera house and a little girl named Hera?
9.Is there such thing as One/Eight (Kara/Martouf) fluff?
I doubt it very much, but all things are possible in an infinite multiverse...
10. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Sam Carter) to deflower One (Kara)?
*chortle* I think Sam is far too late to deflower Kara ...
11. Does anyone on your flist read Seven (Dean) slash?
Yes.
12. Does anyone on your flist read Three (Anders) het?
Is there anyone on my flist who DOESN'T read Anders het? heh, ok, a few...
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Markus)?
yes.
14. Would anyone on your flist write a Two/Four/Five (Helo/Sam Carter/Baal)?
well... probably not all together.
16. If you wrote a songfic about Eight (Martouf), which song would you choose?
I STILL have no idea, stop asking me!
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Kara/Will/Vala), what would the warnings be?
Adult, threesome, language, mild bondage
18. What might a good pick-up line for Two (Helo) to use on Ten (Bruce)?
I used to know a girl with ten thousand identical twins. I'm looking for a less complicated relationship. What about you?
19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Baal)?
not counting my own? Two weeks ago, I think.
20. What's Six's (Will) super-sekrit kink?
Now that he's immortal, he's developed a taste for knifeplay...
21. If Three (Anders) and Seven (Dean) get together, who tops?
They'd flip a coin.
22. One (Kara) and Nine (Delenn) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Delenn) suddenly runs off with Four (Sam Carter). One (Kara), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Markus) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Vala), then follows the wise advice of Five (Baal) and finds true love with Three (Anders).
THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!!!!!
And I did NOT fix the numbers at all. It just turned out that way...
My house has finally cooled off to something not quite registering as HELLISH.
Can't think. Can't write. I'm ... wilting.
1. Kara Thrace
2. Helo
3. Sam Anders
4. Sam Carter
5. Baal
6. Will Turner
7. Dean Winchester
8. Martouf
9. Delenn
10. Bruce Wayne (Batman Begins)
11. Markus
12. Vala
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Will/Markus) fic? Do you want to?
no. but I might have to write one because it'd be awesome.
2. Do you think Four (Sam) is hot?How Hot?
I still think Sam Carter is hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve (Vala) got Eight (Martouf) pregnant?
That goes the way of really scary Mpreg fic which I have never ever seen the appeal of...
4. Can you rec any fics about Nine(Delenn)?
not anymore - been out of B5 fandom a long time. I vaguely remember a good Sinclair/Delenn fic, but hell if I could find it again.
5. Would Two (Helo) and Six (Will) make a good couple?
besides them both being hung up on other people, with my slash goggles on, I could see it. They have a lot in common - they believe in doing the right thing and they're willing to risk their lives to protect the people they love.
6. Five/Nine (Baal/Delenn) or Five/Ten (Baal/Bruce)?
For sheer hotness, I think I'd have to go with Baal/Bruce.
7. What would happen if Seven (Dean) walked in on Two (Helo) and Twelve (Vala) having sex?
*snicker* He'd throw up a hand to shield his eyes and exclaim something like "Whoa, sorry, I heard a noise and --" and he'd totally be peeking through his fingers...
8.Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Anders/Bruce Wayne) fic.
When Sam Anders, point guard for the Gotham City Buccanneers, is kidnapped by the Joker, Bruce knows it's a job for Batman. What he doesn't know is that rescuing Sam is just the beginning of the mystery - why does Sam stir him out of his hard-won control? And why does Sam keep having strange dreams about an opera house and a little girl named Hera?
9.Is there such thing as One/Eight (Kara/Martouf) fluff?
I doubt it very much, but all things are possible in an infinite multiverse...
10. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Sam Carter) to deflower One (Kara)?
*chortle* I think Sam is far too late to deflower Kara ...
11. Does anyone on your flist read Seven (Dean) slash?
Yes.
12. Does anyone on your flist read Three (Anders) het?
Is there anyone on my flist who DOESN'T read Anders het? heh, ok, a few...
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Markus)?
yes.
14. Would anyone on your flist write a Two/Four/Five (Helo/Sam Carter/Baal)?
well... probably not all together.
16. If you wrote a songfic about Eight (Martouf), which song would you choose?
I STILL have no idea, stop asking me!
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve (Kara/Will/Vala), what would the warnings be?
Adult, threesome, language, mild bondage
18. What might a good pick-up line for Two (Helo) to use on Ten (Bruce)?
I used to know a girl with ten thousand identical twins. I'm looking for a less complicated relationship. What about you?
19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Baal)?
not counting my own? Two weeks ago, I think.
20. What's Six's (Will) super-sekrit kink?
Now that he's immortal, he's developed a taste for knifeplay...
21. If Three (Anders) and Seven (Dean) get together, who tops?
They'd flip a coin.
22. One (Kara) and Nine (Delenn) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Delenn) suddenly runs off with Four (Sam Carter). One (Kara), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Markus) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Vala), then follows the wise advice of Five (Baal) and finds true love with Three (Anders).
THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!!!!!
And I did NOT fix the numbers at all. It just turned out that way...
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Kara winds up with Anders in the end,YAY!