BSG Limericks

[lizardbeth]

Because I'm insanely bored... some not-exactly-clean limericks.

Rated O, for OMGWTF? :)

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There once was a Cylon named Sharon,
Who found out she wasn't quite barren,
She did it with Helo,
It was really quite neato,
And they had a wee baby called Hera.

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There once was a pilot named Starbuck,
Who unfortunately couldn't say fuck.
She says frak instead,
For swearing and for bed,
SciFi's not HBO, that's bad luck.

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stopping now before you all stab out your eyes...