Negative 1007 points! I think that deserves a bit more than just a spanking...



Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I helped [livejournal.com profile] reneedy across the street (6 points). In October I pushed [livejournal.com profile] sabaceanbabe in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] ls_silence's hair (-12 points). In April I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1007 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
lizardbeth-j

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Lump of coal maybe?

Or as rugrat put it last year- a lump of coal the size of A PLANET!!
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