oh ew...

One of the many disgusting foul flea-ridden stray cats who use my house as a highway, left me a present this morning on the walkway.

"Lady, stop chasing us and being mean. Here, have a rat and chill!"

And I was just telling Mr. Liz the other day that the only benefit of having all these fucking cats around was to control the vermin. I DIDN'T NEED PROOF!