Awkward!

I was editing my fic's sex scene until the plumber got here to replace my kitchen faucet. (the faucet which wasn't supposed to be one of the things we were going to replace in the improvement project, btw. The joys of homeownership are neverending)

I doubt the plumber knows enough English to be able to read prOn, even if he didn't have anything better to do, but then again - the dirty words are usually the first ones you learn in a second language.

It's probably silly to feel weird about it. So maybe I'll just make my text really small or go look at something innocuous like TWOP.