Meme-age...

[lizardbeth]

In lieu of actual content, because I was too busy poking around on the TV Tropes Wiki , to no particularly useful end today. But it is pretty funny in parts. And Oh So True....

So instead, snagged from reneedy...


Directions:

1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD FOUR OF YOUR OWN AT THE END. NOTE THAT THESE ARE THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, NOT THE ACTORS THEMSELVES...(That's a whole other survey!)



1) Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck, tv)
2) Mike Delfino (Desperate Housewives, tv)?
3) Dr. Gregory House (House M.D., tv)
4) Warrick Brown (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, tv)?
5) Dr. Derek Shepherd (Grey's Anatomy, tv)?
6) Anthony (Tony) DiNozzo (NCIS, tv)
7) Jim Halpert (The Office, tv)
8) James "Sawyer' Ford (Lost, tv)
9) Danny Taylor (Without A Trace, tv)
10) Derek Morgan (Criminal Minds, tv)
11) Noah Bennet (Heroes, tv)
12) Michael Scofield (Prison Break, tv) ?
13) Dr. John ‘J.D.’ Dorian (Scrubs, tv)
14) Sam Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
15) Chandler Bing (Friends, tv)
16) Jack Bauer (24, tv)
17) Jason Bourne (The Bourne Identity, movie)
18) Westley (The Princess Bride, movie)
19) Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean, movie)
20) Rusty Ryan (Ocean's 11, movie)
21) Detective Mac Taylor (CSI: NY, tv)
22) Detective Danny Messer (CSI: NY, tv)
23) Sheriff Jack Carter (EUReKA, tv)
24) Dr. Nathan Stark (EUReKA, tv)
25) Jonathan Creek (Jonathan Creek, tv) ?
26) Dr. James Wilson (House, MD, tv)
27) Mark Corrigan (Peep Show, tv) ?
28) Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice, tv, book and movie)
29) Jools Siviter (Spooks a/k/a MI5, tv) ?
30) Captain Jack Harkness (Dr. Who/Torchwood, tv)
31) Danny Ocean (Ocean's 11, movie)
32) Jack Bristow (Alias, tv)
33) Dr. Owen Harper (Torchwood, tv)
34) The Doctor (Doctor Who, tv) (this... depends.)
35) Commodore James Norrington (Pirates of the Carribean, movies)
36) Nathan Petrelli (Heroes, tv)
37) John Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
38) Eric Delko (CSI: Miami, tv) ?
39) Rick Simon (Simon & Simon, tv)
40) Ardeth Bay (The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, movies)
41) Withnail (Withnail & I, movie) ?
42) Gene Hunt (Life on Mars, tv) ?
43) Dean Winchester (Supernatural, tv)
44) Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, tv)
45) Mick St. John (Moonlight, tv)
46) Mr. Big (Sex and the City, tv)
47) Henry Fitzroy (Blood Ties, tv)
48) Tim Riggins (Friday Night Lights, tv)?
49) Peter Petrelli (Heroes, tv)
50) Logan Echolls (Veronica Mars, tv)
51) Rodney McKay (SGA, tv)
52) Chris Keller (Oz, tv) ?
53) Mohinder Suresh (Heroes, tv)
54) John Sheppard (SGA, tv)
55) Dr. Daniel Jackson (SG-1, tv)
56) Alec McDowell (Dark Angel, tv) (Alec has a last name? Wow, the things you discover on memes...)
57) Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, tv)
58) Priestly (Ten Inch Hero, movie) ?
59)Jason Teague (Smallville, tv)
60) Angelus (BtVS, Angel, tv)
61) Logan/Wolverine (X-Men, movie)
62) Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls, tv) ?
63) Sam Tyler (Life On Mars, tv) ?
64) Harold Saxon/The Master (Doctor Who, tv)
65) Ianto Jones (Torchwood, tv)
66) Steven Hyde (That 70's Show, tv) ?
67) Cassidy Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv) ?
68) Mason (Dead Like Me, tv) ?
69) Robbie Turner (Atonement, movie) ?
70) Derek Reese (Sarah Connor Chronicles, tv)
71) Chris Miles (Skins, tv) ?
72) Tony Stonem (Skins, tv) ?
73) Dexter Morgan (Dexter, tv)
74) Reed Garrett (CSI: NY, tv) ?
75) Greg Sanders (CSI, tv)
76) Nick Stokes (CSI, tv)
77) Dick Casablancas (Veronica Mars, tv) ?
78) Charlie Pace (LOST, tv)
79) Merry Brandybuck (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)
80) Pippin Took (Lord of the Rings, movie, book)
81) Chuck Bass (Gossip Girl, tv) ?
82) Ryan Atwood (The OC, tv)
83) Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma, movie)?
84) Brendan Frye (Brick, movie) ?
85) Seeley Booth (Bones, tv)
86) Noah Calhoun (The Notebook, movie) ?
87) Scotty Valens (Cold Case, tv) ?
88) Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl, tv) ?
89) Edward Cullen (Twilight, movie/book)
90) Emmet Cullen (Twilight, movie/book) ?
91) Louis Connelly (August Rush, movie) ?
92) Alex Karev (Grey's Anatomy)?
93) Jake Perry (Sweet Home Alabama, movie) ?
94)Tyler Gage (Step Up, movie) ?
95) Denny Duquette (Grey's Anatomy, tv)?
96) Jake Jagielski (One Tree Hill, tv) ?
97) Dean Forester (Gilmore Girls) ?
99) Matt Saracen (Friday Night Lights, tv)?
100) Cappie (Greek, tv) ?
101) Doug Ross (ER, tv)
102) Smith Jerrod (SATC, tv)
103) Ted Mosby (HIMYM, tv) ?
104) Spike (Notting Hill, movie)?
105) Robert Chase (House MD, tv)
106) Jack O'Neill (SG1, tv)
107) Ned "The Pie Maker" (Pushing Daisies, tv)?
108) Jack Shephard (Lost, tv)
109) Ron Weasley (Harry Potter, Novel, Film)
110) Ronon Dex (Stargate Atlantis, tv)
111) Sirius Black (Harry Potter, Novel, Film)
112) Lucius Malfoy (Harry Potter, Novel, Film)
113) Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings, Novel, Film)
114) Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars, Film)
115) Qui-Gon Jinn (Star Wars, Film)
116) Robert Roy MacGregor (Rob Roy, Film)
117) Captain James T. Kirk (Star Trek TOS, TV, Film)
118) Mr. Spock (Star Trek TOS, TV, Film)
119) Captain John Hart (Torchwood, TV)
120) Frodo Baggins (Lord of the Rings, Book(s), Film(s))
121) Legolas Greenwood (Lord of the Rings, Book(s), Film(s))
122) Aragorn, Son of Arathorn (Lord of the Rings, Book(s), Film(s))
123) Harry Potter (Harry Potter, Book(s), Film(s))
124) Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter, Book(s), Film(s))
125) Will Turner (PotC, movies)
126) Prince Caspian (Narnia: Prince Caspian, movie)
127) Peter Pevensie (Narnia, books, movie)
128) King Henry VII (The Tudors, tv) (as long as I'm not a wife)
129) Jim Ellison (the sentinel, tv)
130) Blair Sandburg (the sentinel, tv)
131) Fox Mulder (the x-files, tv, movies)
132) Remus Lupin (harry potter, books, movies)
133) LT Harry Kim (Star Trek Voyager)
134) Captain Jean-Luc Picard (ST:TNG)
135) Barney Stinson (HIMYM) ?
136) BJ Hunnicut (M*A*S*H) ?
137) Wyatt Cain (Tin Man, tv)
138) Karl 'Helo' Agathon (BSG, tV)
139) Michael Weston (Burn Notice, tv)
140) Nathan Scott (One Tree Hill, tv)
141) Samuel T. Anders (BSG, tv)
142) Oz (BtVS, tv)
143) Lt. Tom Paris (ST:Voyager, tv)
144) Malcom Reynolds (Firefly, tv)
145) Michael Vaughn (Alias, tv)
146) Captain Benjamin Sisko (ST: DS9, tv)
147) Will Tippin (Alias, tv)
148) Remington Steele (Remingston Steele, tv)

and I'll add:
149) Tony Stark (Iron Man, film)
150) Bruce Wayne (Batman Begins/Dark Knight, films)
151) James Bond (Casino Royale, film)
152) John Crichton (Farscape, tv)

... except Aeryn would totally kick my ass, but ignoring that...

Jensen Ackles is on here three times, I think that's the most. There's lots of two-fers - some sort of odd, like Rob Roy. I'm one of twelve people who saw that in the theater I think...

There are a whole lotta names I recognize and know what they look like, but don't watch the show, so I have no idea of the character. So I left them blank. But sometimes it really, really doesn't seem to matter what the character is. Like, when is Oded Fehr NOT shaggable? He is shaggable in Mummy and Resident Evil, he is shaggable in Sleeper Cell even when he's a Terrorist of Evilness, and he's ESPECIALLY shaggable in Deuce Bigalow (though I'd have to pay him there...)

On the other hand, House is totally shaggable, right up until he talks... Such an unbearable arrogant bastard.

Two of my kinks/squicks are obvious:
Tall with bonus long-hair=shaggable.
-- unless he's Jack Sparrow, which... no. I always think of Elizabeth commenting on his hygiene and I can't get past it.
-- Pimp Canes and being Jason Isaacs in disguise helps, I admit. Lucius in the books isn't nearly so yummy. But. I'm shagging his prejudiced ass, not marrying it, after all.

But short and/or a child? NOT. Sorry, hobbit fans. ;)