Minimate Theater!

[lizardbeth]

The product of wooden blocks and a little bit too much time on my hands...



Caprica
"After we escape this Centurion, can we go do that forest thing again, Helo? What did you call it?"

"Um, what are you, an alien? We call it sex here on Caprica. And yes, you can have it again as many times as you like."




"We have to hurry, Helo. They're coming!"




"But that dark haired girl looks like you..."
"Would you shut up and run already? The blonde one wants to steal our baby."
"Baby...?"
*sigh* "You, me, unprotected sex... remember? Can we go now?"






A little while later...
"You're both heroes of the Cylon! Isn't that great!" I'm totally going to box your asses.




"Try boxing THIS, bitch!"



"Did that make you feel better about helping to exterminate twenty billion people, darling?"
"Shut up, Gaius."


One year later on New Caprica,...
"Oh, Tyrol, I just wanted to tell you I'm so happy for you and Cally."
"Uh, thanks, Sharon. That's a very shiny Centurion following you around..."
*awkward pause*