PICSPAM: Like a green singing shark

[lizardbeth]

Doctor Who: Curse of the Black Spot

Ok. THIS EPISODE? is crack and it makes me think crack-y thoughts.

So here, have a picspammilicious recap.







The Trio arrives on the pirate ship and the pirates aren't very welcoming.



Amy decides to go all Elizabeth Swann on their asses.



They discover there's a curse and the Doctor has many ridiculous theories.



Amy and Rory decide they're safe enough despite the ravenous Siren out to kill him, and sleep.



Blah blah kid is taken/killed TARDIS makes like a tree and leaves blahblah.

RORY IS SWEPT OVERBOARD! OH NOES!





And then because, I suppose, they've all seen Romeo and Juliet too many times and they have this impulse to kill themselves after seeing other people dead-ish, they decide to let the Siren take them, too.

It's apparently a really good drug....



So the Siren touches them and, lo and behold, the Doctor's correct - they wake up on an alien spaceship!




They find an alien. It looks it's wearing a high school letterman's jacket. With actual letters on it!



They reach the infirmary.

The Doctor steals an iPod Classic:





What possible reason could you need EVIL!HOLODOC SPAWN OF HELL? I mean, really. Those alien pteranodon beaver people must have been THE WORST PATIENTS EVER.



So all the UNDEAD PIRATES sail the uncharted seas of space forever.

Or until the Daleks eat them for lunch, whichever comes first.



Amy and Rory go have thank-god-you're-alive-and-you-look-hot-with-a-sword sex, while the Doctor ponders Amy being a little bit pregnant.



the end.

(Is this something Who fandom would appreciate? IDEK. I'll put in on my tumblr for kicks at least. Tumblr post )

Comments

[nicole-anell.livejournal.com]

Is this something Who fandom would appreciate?
Yes, yes! I am already cracking up and I'm only on the first "the music is building up like this guy is the Master, or Johnny Depp."

Edit: Adorable Ponds ARE adorable. That sleeping image is the most worthwhile thing from this episode. (That and the Doctor making out with the TARDIS.)

EVIL!HOLODOC, lol. Why *did* they make her like that?

[noybusiness.livejournal.com]

If someone hostile or ignorant was interfering with her work, I guess.

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

evil demonspawn "doctor" is kinda the thing that made me realize how completely cracked this episode is. It doesn't work with the reveal., like, AT ALL.

But thanks. :)

[rose-cat.livejournal.com]

EVIL!HOLODOC

That's for when insurance denies the claim! (American joke)

[beautifulntime.livejournal.com]

Icon love, I has it. That is all. I'm going to go squee in a corner now. ♥

[rose-cat.livejournal.com]

Love your Xander-smoochy-Willow right back <3 Roryslayer is by sarah531 and is gankable, if you like.

[beautifulntime.livejournal.com]

Everyone needs a Xander and Willow icon. ♥

I'm generally anal about using only my own icons, but I NEED that. It's far too amazing. *saves for future use*

[ivanolix.livejournal.com]

The Doctor totally made out with the TARDIS, lulz

Amy and Rory go have thank-god-you're-alive-and-you-look-hot-with-a-sword sex

Mm they did indeed...

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

H totally did make out with it. At least a little.:)

[ravenalegria13.livejournal.com]

He totally made out with it. Come on everyone ships Doctor/TARDIS or if they don't, they should.

[rose-cat.livejournal.com]

Especially since Neil Gaiman does ;)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*incoherent gleeful noises*

Though, really, this is hilarious. =D

[rose-griffes.livejournal.com]

Yay, undead pirates! Yay, Amy and Rory and swords! This was fun.

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

thanks! it was fun to do. :)

[spiletta42.livejournal.com]

*applauds*

You've summed up the crack brilliantly. :)

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

thanks! It was very cracky ep- it was hard to resist.

[beautifulntime.livejournal.com]

THE CRACK?!?! NOT THE CRACK! :o

I'm sorry. I forgot to take my anti-fandom medication this morning. Well, every morning, actually. Don't tell my Doctor Doctor, okay?

[meganbmoore.livejournal.com]

I don't watch Who, but this is one of the more convincing arguments to change that.

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

I am hardly an expert, and clearly I do not take it all SRS BZNS as some do, but I find it fun. And sometimes unintentionally hilarious. :D

[emmiere.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I appreciate it! I especially love how the Doctor looks like he wandered into a wind tunnel there.

(And Amy totally kept the hat.)

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

oh she totally kept the hat and sometimes wears only that for Rory. :)

[rose-cat.livejournal.com]

Rory approves I approve of this fanon!

[ladyniko.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

Here because of Lyssie and if you didn't post a link to this on iahsatardis, you should!!!!

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

thanks!

and thanks for the link! I'm so new I don't even know where to put stuff! :)

[beautifulntime.livejournal.com]

I strongly approve of this macro. In fact, I would give it cake, but that sword in my icon is how I was going to cut the darn thing and....well, you know....


ETA: I'm hoping it's okay for me to pimp this around? It's bloody hilarious and needs to be shared as much as possible. :D

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

thank you! :)

and of course, if you want, I'm flattered.

[fenm.livejournal.com]

"Why aren't we in the infirmary?"

Heeey, yeah! WTF?
And the HoloDoc turning EVIL! bugged me, too... [shakes head]

Oh, and didn't this show do this story a few years back, with "The Empty Child"/"The Doctor Dances"?

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

evil demonspawn siren was cool until the reveal and then it was very WTF. They tried to have it make sense, but, um, not really working for me...

thanks :)

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It's like they came up with the idea for the siren, came up with the "holodoc" thing separately, then smashed 'em together.

BTW, I totally with you on adorable Ponds being adorable... (-:

[kaitydid33087.livejournal.com]

LMAO!

Fantastic!

SO MUCH WIN!

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

thank you! :D

[albion-princess.livejournal.com]

First, thanks for cheering me up when I'm not feeling very well.

I did enjoy this episode because it had pirates and a topless Rory.

But I don't think it was great episode, with so many plot holes.

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

exactly - it's a pure crack episode. And that makes it ever so much more fun to poke fun at. :)

AND PIRATES.

(thanks!)

[quean-of-swords.livejournal.com]

Amy and Rory go have thank-god-you're-alive-and-you-look-hot-with-a-sword sex, while the Doctor ponders Amy being a little bit pregnant.

All of this was awesome, but I loved that the best. Finally, 'a little bit pregnant' is a phrase that makes literal sense! Lol!

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

"a little bit pregnant" was the first thing I thought of when Amy's mystery first came up. only DW could make that conundrum true! )

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

hi, you from ihasatardis welcome!

Bad episodes are ever so much more fun to mock, so I have a definite soft spot. :)

thanks!

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Not that this ep was as bad as "Love And Monsters"

I think you'd actually have to actually WORK to make an episode as bad as L&M... Like, set out to make a bad episode. And you still might not succeed.

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Yeah... d-:

I LOVE THIS.

[rose-cat.livejournal.com]

DHIS :D Nice catch! And OMG, gopher alien.

I can't decide what this season's "crack" ("Bad Wolf") is: dead Doctor? Amy's Time Baby? Rory's deaths approaching Jack Harkness levels?

Re: I LOVE THIS.

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

I was taking the cap for the ailen skull and I was like, wait a second, there's letters on that! c'mon production, at least slap a sticker over it. :) (and watch, that'lll be some weird ass deliberate clue like Bad wolf... heh)

the answer is ALL OF IT. ALL OF IT IS CRACK.

thx!

Re: I LOVE THIS.

[gypsylady.livejournal.com]

And it would explain the Silence's tiem!baby without Amy/Silence or even Amy/Doctor sexitiems. But it would be too sensible a conclusion for this show.

I can't believe I just said that.

The Doctor could use a nurse, though. Wait...*plot bunnies wake up*

[katherinemaurer.livejournal.com]

And Toby was so cute. :D

[gypsylady.livejournal.com]

Here from ihasatardis and thank you SO MUCH for posting it there!

Doctor/Tardis Butt!sex was one of my favorite scenes of all time and now your macro of it is burned in my brain. DID I MENTION THANK YOU?