lizardbeth: (Baal - Continuum)
lizardbeth ([personal profile] lizardbeth) wrote2009-12-19 07:25 pm
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dear Santa



Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In May I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I punched [livejournal.com profile] sarahspank in the arm (-10 points). In July I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] boom_queen (10 points). Last Thursday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March [livejournal.com profile] fire_sister and I robbed a bank (-50 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-50 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
lizardbeth-j

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I'm sorry, Duluth. I was just practicing! :)
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[identity profile] emmiere.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just kind of amused that porn is sort of a small "Yay you!" here.
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[identity profile] lyssie.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles*

[identity profile] fire-sister.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
You'd think with all that time being a dictator we wouldn't have needed to rob a bank. But if you did it with me, for my sake, THANKS!


Personally, I love that buying porn is a positive. :)

[identity profile] lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I guess we went to rob a bank for old times sake. It's tough work being dictators, and sometimes you just need to take a little vacation! :)