Why the Seven Hate the Five

[lizardbeth]

My completely absolutely scientific explanation for why the first SEVEN Cylons don't talk to the Final Five:

jealousy.

THE PROOF:



There are twelve models, and the seven we've known about for awhile are:

Eight (Sharon/Boomer) (106)
Six (36)
Five (Doral) (3)
Three (D'Anna) (5)
Leoben (29)
Simon (2)
Cavill (0)


The Final Five Are:

Anders (87)
Tigh (22)
Tory (3)
Tyrol (35)
Someone we don't know, but let's assume it's Dee because it's more fun that way: (65)

Those little numbers next to them are the number of stories in which the character appears (either as a listed character if available or in the summary, if not) at ff.net.

First group total = 181
Final Five stories = 212

The Final Five are just more popular. They went off and formed their own clique. And the Seven got jealous and spiteful, and refused to even talk about them anymore. (especially Cavil - he's always in a bad mood and hates everybody because no body loves him. Poor Cavil!) The Seven try to pretend those Five Whiny Bitches don't even exist, but can't help being in awe of them anyway.

Yep, the Cylons are middle-schoolers.

Now all is explained! See, ff.net IS useful!

Comments

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I THINK I LOVE YOUR BRAIN. *ETS IT*

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

AAAAHHH!!! brain!eating zombie, go 'way! *flees*

hee. yes, I'm just a little drunk, can you tell?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Awwww.

NO.

*ponders* Where is the Adria/Ba'al?

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but someone should write some, because there's not enough Ba'al fic. And mine's been stuck for months. :(

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

They should. Someons should write more Sam fic, too.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Damn. There's some really shitty fic there. Dammit.

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

You are much braver than I am. *salutes you*

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

Did you search Ba'al fic or look at the other Anders fics? I thought the first and then wasn't sure which you meant. Either way, 80% of the Pit isn't worth reading, no matter which character's in it.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Anders. The only people actually writing him well are, like, you and me and Likeadeuce on ff'net. The rest is bad.

[xfirefly9x.livejournal.com]

*ponders* Where is the Adria/Ba'al?

Damn, I wish I knew! I haven't been able to find a single one! *pouts* Will let you know if I find any ever.

[centerspire.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

(I suspected that all along, them being middle schoolers. It explains so much.)

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

:D

It does. It really does.

[daera23.livejournal.com]

bwahahaha! that is evil

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

:D

and icon!love!

[lucyparavel.livejournal.com]

I had all sorts of ideas for what the numbers might mean, before I scrolled on down and saw. That's a great theory! *G* I agree-total jealousy. Also, I'm surprised that there's not more Number Six fic.

Clearly, I'd also say that the rest of the male Cylons are jealous of Ander's good looks! (Except for Simon and Leoben, who have their own charms. Tyrol isn't bad either, but in a cute kinda way. Hmm, so does that just leave Cavill, Doral and Tigh to be mad? Still, atractiveness is clearly not as evenly distributed as with the women.

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

There probably is more Six fic, but I only counted the stories that had her as one of the two main characters from the pull down menu. (remember, it was a completely arbitrary scientific method...)

And yes, the female Cylons are alll Hot, HOT, and Really DAMN HOT. The men, not so much.

[weissman.livejournal.com]

Very funny-Hooah!

Bob