boy am I naughty!

[lizardbeth]

Negative 1007 points! I think that deserves a bit more than just a spanking...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I helped reneedy across the street (6 points). In October I pushed sabaceanbabe in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I put gum in ls_silence's hair (-12 points). In April I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1007 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, lizardbeth-j

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Lump of coal maybe?

Or as rugrat put it last year- a lump of coal the size of A PLANET!!

Comments

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Rugrat is right! Of course, then we'd have to have some heroes to come save the planet from impending doom.

Trucco would be involved.

[mrsdrjackson.livejournal.com]

You broke Iraq? You for sure deserve a spanking just for that. For the rest, a lump of coal the size of Texas should do it...