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lizardbeth) wrote2006-05-07 08:29 pm
lizardbeth) wrote2006-05-07 08:29 pm
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BSG Limericks
Because I'm insanely bored... some not-exactly-clean limericks.
Rated O, for OMGWTF? :)
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There once was a Cylon named Sharon,
Who found out she wasn't quite barren,
She did it with Helo,
It was really quite neato,
And they had a wee baby called Hera.
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There once was a pilot named Starbuck,
Who unfortunately couldn't say fuck.
She says frak instead,
For swearing and for bed,
SciFi's not HBO, that's bad luck.
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stopping now before you all stab out your eyes...
Rated O, for OMGWTF? :)
==================
There once was a Cylon named Sharon,
Who found out she wasn't quite barren,
She did it with Helo,
It was really quite neato,
And they had a wee baby called Hera.
========
There once was a pilot named Starbuck,
Who unfortunately couldn't say fuck.
She says frak instead,
For swearing and for bed,
SciFi's not HBO, that's bad luck.
=========
stopping now before you all stab out your eyes...