yep that's me.

I have a whole lotta words for a Porn Battle prompt. There isn't any porn in it! Not even kissing! And there won't be any kissing. PORN!FAIL

But upside, there's now 3k words of Sam and Eleventy bonding in existence? IDEK

(someone should take away my computer before I write all the nutty crossovers/tropes/cliches/AUs ever)